Mechanik’s Union

“Ladies and gentle folk I give you to the newest miracle in Dr. Bedard’s fine line of elixirs and poultices, the long-lost Wasa-Tusa! Yes folks, this marvelous medecine not only works wonders on people and Elves, but remarkably, it is know to boost ‘Jacks of all kinds! But do not take my word for it, listen to this testimonial from Mechaniks from all over the kingdom!”

Pour a good dose of Dr. Bedard’s Wasa-Tusa ‘Jack juice into your ‘jack’s boiler and watch the flames fan! Guarrenteed to produce a quicker and happier ‘Jack!

Pour a bottle of Dr. Bedard’s Wasa-Tusa Jack Juice into the boiler of a ‘jack has the following effects for 1d4 minutes:
* Increases the speed by 1 (5 feet)
* +1 to hit and damage

It also has the following less fortunate effects:
* An extra 1/2 hour of fuel is burned up.
* At the end of the effect, the ‘Jack takes 2d4 points of damage (Fort save for half damage)

Flesh and blood beings who quaff this potent juice need to make a fort save or lose 1d4 dex and 1d4 wis for 1d6 hours. Hell, they are lucky they don’t go blind. On the plus side it works great on athlete’s foot’